You Know You Live In The Wrong State When......

When your supposedly "pro" football team loses 34-3 and your high team down the street wins 69-67. Oh, an also, your pro's one and seven, they didn't throw to they're star player at all, they didn't throw hardly at all, and a "good play" is one you get more than two yards on. Yup. I live in the wrong state for a football fan. sigh